March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

Previous Random Joke Next

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.

Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What do you call an ant that's walking in perfect form?

An informant

What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

What would you call a terrorist organisation run by wielders of the dark side of the force?

ISITH

Antelope Jokes More Antelope Jokes

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer