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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

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Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

How can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you marry her as a billionaire.

What does a gamer say when he get married?

GG.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

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Why did i buy a black phone?

So it would run faster!!

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

Antelope Jokes More Antelope Jokes

What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

A cantelope.

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope