What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

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What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

Feyonce.

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Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

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What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because it's harder to run in squares.