What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

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How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

Why didn't the melon get married?

Because it can't elope.

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What insect is the Wood Ant related to?

The Should Ant and the Could Ant.

What do you call an ant that's walking in perfect form?

An informant

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Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

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What did the lion say to the antelope?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes