What did the polygamist horse get on his wedding night?

A double bridle

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What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

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Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.

What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft