Wedding Night Jokes

What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

A new last name

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What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

A new last name.

What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name!

What did the polygamist horse get on his wedding night?

A double bridle

What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.

What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night?

A new last name

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Why did the dog keep dropping his ball?

He had barkinsons disease.

How do you tell if someone's balls are sensitive?

Give them a test-tickle

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

Russian Woman Jokes More Russian Woman Jokes

What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.

Blue Jokes More Blue Jokes

Why is the sky not happy on clear days?

It has the blues

Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

Norwegian Jokes More Norwegian Jokes

How many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

7

What's better than Norwegian Beef Stew?

No Beef Stew at all

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How does someone pay for a painting?

With Monet

What's the difference between a nail and a painting?

It only takes one nail to hang a painting.

Red Paint Jokes More Red Paint Jokes

What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui

Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.