Norwegian Jokes

What's better than Norwegian Beef Stew?

No Beef Stew at all

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What's a Norwegian's favourite car?

A Fjord Fjesta

What long and hard thing does a Norwegian wife get on her wedding night?

A last name

How many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

7

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes 5 episodes.

How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What's grey and can't swim?

A castle

What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

Hatch Jokes More Hatch Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who?

Bless you!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb?

It's not &gt9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE

How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Public Radio hosts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

We'll be back with that answer right after this pledge break.

What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo