Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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What's a nanny's favorite letter?

I don't know, but it's not E.

What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

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What is Anthony Weiner's favorite type of mail?

Junk mail

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

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What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

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Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69?

Because it's eight more.

How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred

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How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

What did the chicken say?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road?. Don't worry ill get over it.

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Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

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How did Vikings send secret messages?

By Norse code!

What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

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Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

How did Viking ships communicate?

Norse code.