Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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How do you spell hypocrisy?

R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N

What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

Ginger

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How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue.

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

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What is the most popular hacking tool preferred by hackers in Bangladesh?

Machetes

What's an owl's favorite rock band?

Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game.

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Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!

Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...

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How did Viking ships communicate?

Norse code.

How did Vikings send secret messages?

By Norse code!