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Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

What do you call mail that likes to have fun?

Outgoing mail.

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

What is the preferred drink for people in St. Cloud?

Mini Soda

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

Norse Jokes More Norse Jokes

What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

Viking Jokes More Viking Jokes

What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings?

Norse Korea

What's a Vikings favourite dance?

The Loki cokey.

Norse Code Jokes More Norse Code Jokes

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

How did Viking ships communicate?

Norse code.