Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

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How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.

What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

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What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

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What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?

I.C.!

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What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

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How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

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Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

What's a Vikings favourite dance?

The Loki cokey.

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Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

How did Viking ships communicate?

Norse code.