Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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What's a nanny's favorite letter?

I don't know, but it's not E.

What do internet football fans sing?

E we go E we go E we go!

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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

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Why can't you use "Beef stew"as a password?

Because it's not stroganoff.

WhatsApp and SMS?

Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves.

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What is the preferred drink for people in St. Cloud?

Mini Soda

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

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What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money?

PayPal

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

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How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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How did Vikings send secret messages?

By Norse code!

What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings?

Norse Korea

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Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

How did Vikings send secret messages?

By Norse code!