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Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.

Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin?

Evo-lotion.

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?

I.C.!

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Where do bad pigs go?

They get sent to the pen.

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

Norse Jokes More Norse Jokes

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

Viking Jokes More Viking Jokes

What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings?

Norse Korea

Norse Code Jokes More Norse Code Jokes

How did Viking ships communicate?

Norse code.

How did Vikings send secret messages?

By Norse code!