Norse Jokes

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl.

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Crock and Dial. Crock and Dial who?

Crock and Dial Dundee!

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

Urine-nation!

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

Valhalla Jokes More Valhalla Jokes

Where would you find more Leifs than in a forest?

Valhalla.

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

Why does Bono never get any mail?

He lives on a street with no name.

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

They place flowers on the grave.

Viking Jokes More Viking Jokes

What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings?

Norse Korea

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

How do the trees get on the internet?

They log on.

How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

Communicate Jokes More Communicate Jokes

How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

How do clams communicate?

A shell phone!