Norse Jokes

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl.

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

What do you say when Al Gore writes computer code?

He's writing an Algorithm!

Dial Jokes More Dial Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Crock and Dial. Crock and Dial who?

Crock and Dial Dundee!

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl.

Skate Jokes More Skate Jokes

Why did the hipster drown, when he was iceskating?

He was skating before it was cool

What does the sun skate on?

Solarblades

Valhalla Jokes More Valhalla Jokes

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl.

Where would you find more Leifs than in a forest?

Valhalla.

Viking Jokes More Viking Jokes

How did Vikings send secret messages?

By Norse code!

What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings?

Norse Korea

Secret Message Jokes More Secret Message Jokes

How did Vikings send secret messages?

By Norse code!

How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

By moss code.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

What do call an old man that asks questions?

Pop Quiz

Norse Korea Jokes More Norse Korea Jokes

What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings?

Norse Korea

What would North Korea be renamed to if it was taken over by a Scandinavian dictator?

Norse Korea