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What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl.

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the Playstation?

Because he's an Xboxer.

Viking Jokes More Viking Jokes

What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings?

Norse Korea

What's a Vikings favourite dance?

The Loki cokey.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Where do Bees use the bathroom?

At the BP station. (thanks grandma)

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "Jesus Christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

How do trees access the internet?

They log on

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?

P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.

Dial Jokes More Dial Jokes

Who's there! Crock and Dial! Crock and Dial who?

Crock and Dial Dundee!

What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?

Oops! King Kong ring wrong.

Secret Message Jokes More Secret Message Jokes

How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

By moss code.

How did Vikings send secret messages?

By Norse code!

Norse Code Jokes More Norse Code Jokes

How did Viking ships communicate?

Norse code.

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

What do you call a preponderance of the evidence that your drink has been compromised?

Probable Cosby