Norse Jokes

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl.

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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How did Vikings send secret messages?

By Norse code!

How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

By moss code.

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How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea?

Skates!

Why did the hipster drown, when he was iceskating?

He was skating before it was cool

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What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl.

What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?

Oops! King Kong ring wrong.

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Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

Workout Jokes More Workout Jokes

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

What did the velociraptor say after his workout?

I'm a little dino-sore.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

Remain Jokes More Remain Jokes

How will it work?

Remains to be seen.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

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Scandinavian Jokes More Scandinavian Jokes

What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral?

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish

Why was the Scandinavian atheist warm?

He had Thor doubt.