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What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl.

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

What's the difference between a stubbed toe and an Asgard hero?

Nothing they are both Thor.

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What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?

Oops! King Kong ring wrong.

Who's there! Crock and Dial! Crock and Dial who?

Crock and Dial Dundee!

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What would North Korea be renamed to if it was taken over by a Scandinavian dictator?

Norse Korea

What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings?

Norse Korea

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Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

What's Mike Tyson's favorite Scarlett Johansson film?

Luthy.

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Where do police put their drinks?

Copholders

What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much?

The White Wizzer

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What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

How do cows communicate?

Moorse code.

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What did Kellyanne Conway say about the leaked e-mails?

They're just alternate fax.

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

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How can North Korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

How's your visit in North Korea?

Can't complain...