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How do clams communicate?

A shell phone!

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How do street urchins communicate with each other?

Gutterskype.

How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.

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What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

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How do clams communicate?

A shell phone!

How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.