On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....
Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
They aren't late.. They aren't coming.
Because he didn't go in the mainstream
Czar-dines!
They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)
Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.
He was talking on his shellphone.
Taking shellfies with their shellphones.
Your ex!