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Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.

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What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

Pet Store Jokes More Pet Store Jokes

Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store