Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.

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How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

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Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a?

Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful

How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

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What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

What did my Dominican girlfriend say when she saw me at the pet store?

Ay puppi.