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Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.

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What's your best pick up line?

Cocaine Edit:spelling

Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up

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Why did the Trix bunny hand out eggs?

Chicks are for kids!

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.

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Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store