Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.

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Why are we at Home Depot?

Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.

What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

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What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a?

Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful

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What did my Dominican girlfriend say when she saw me at the pet store?

Ay puppi.

Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!