Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.
He just got laid by some chick!
Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.
To pick up some chicks.
Chicks are for kids!
He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.
They're usually only interest in you if you already have one.
Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.
Chicks dig stars.
Let's get some chicks!
Because his number couldn't fit in their phones
Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.
When she says she thinks of you like a brother.
A lot of good yolks!
Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
Stirrups
Chick to chick!
Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!
Then I can bang other chicks
Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful
Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.
By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
The lid said, "Twist to open."
At a football!
Fancy a bite
He had no body to go with!
A conundrum
For-Mal-To-Hide.
A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.
They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering
Pearl Harbor pizza.
Their GPA drops
At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.
TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.
