Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.
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Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.
Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.
He just got laid by some chick!
Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.
To pick up some chicks.
Chicks are for kids!
He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.
They're usually only interest in you if you already have one.
Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.
With a dustpan..
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Chicks dig stars.
Because talk is cheep!
Let's get some chicks!
Because his number couldn't fit in their phones
Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.
When she says she thinks of you like a brother.
A lot of good yolks!
Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
Stirrups
Chick to chick!
Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!
Then I can bang other chicks
To meet chicks.
Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful
With Easter eggs.
You can hide your own Easter eggs.
After your done munching on the breasts and thighs, you have a nice greasy box to put your bone in
When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in
Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs there's still a greasy box to put your bone in.
After nibbling the breast and thighs there's a greasy box to put your bone in.
A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.
A Ferris wheel.
Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
One holds photos The other holds five
To lay off his campaign staff.
Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.
I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
I've never had a garbanzo on my face.
