To pick up some chicks.
Chicks are for kids!
Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.
Chicks dig stars.
Let's get some chicks!
Because his number couldn't fit in their phones
When she says she thinks of you like a brother.
A lot of good yolks!
Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
Chick to chick!
Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful
Because you can't bury them in the sky!
I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*
Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....
With Monet
Half of a worm in half of a cherry.
By folding it in half.
A completely rational fear.
Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"
Her navel.
They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
Scary Christmas!
A ladder in her stocking!
It was worth a shot.
Did you ever try to shut off a rooster
I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.
I've never paid 50 bucks to have a garbanzo on my face.
