Chick Jokes

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.

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Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.

Why did the Trix bunny hand out eggs?

Chicks are for kids!

What do chicks and jobs have in common?

They're usually only interest in you if you already have one.

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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Why do chicks wear those big, jangly earrings?

Stirrups

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?

Chick to chick!

Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a?

Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful

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Breast Jokes More Breast Jokes

Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the maniacal chemist drop a rancher into his latest concoction?

Because the rancher was a cattlist.

What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record?

PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!

Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?

A Ferris wheel.

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

Because the beans keep falling through the grill.

Why Mr.BEAN Bought A Brown Cow?

2 Get Chocolate Milk!!

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance?

Voodoo like to dance with me '