Chick Jokes

Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did the Trix bunny hand out eggs?

Chicks are for kids!

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?

Chick to chick!

Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a?

Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful

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