Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.
To pick up some chicks.
Chicks are for kids!
They're usually only interest in you if you already have one.
Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.
Chicks dig stars.
Let's get some chicks!
Because his number couldn't fit in their phones
When she says she thinks of you like a brother.
A lot of good yolks!
Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
Stirrups
Chick to chick!
Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!
Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful
I've never had a lentil on my chest.
No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.
Because he found mercury in it.
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
About halfway across.
Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.
Denim denim denim
Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!
I've got a bone to pick with you
To make our bones stronger
A battery hen!
If they dropped them they'd break
Eso si que es.
In case they get a hole in one!
I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.
You would pay to have a potato on you...
