Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.
He just got laid by some chick!
Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.
To pick up some chicks.
Chicks are for kids!
He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.
They're usually only interest in you if you already have one.
Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.
Chicks dig stars.
Let's get some chicks!
Because his number couldn't fit in their phones
Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.
When she says she thinks of you like a brother.
A lot of good yolks!
Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
Stirrups
Chick to chick!
Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!
Then I can bang other chicks
Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful
They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
She outgrew her B shells.
I've never had a Walnut on my chest..
I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.
She wanted to lay it on the line.
Half of a cat.
Hot cross bunnies.
Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
Because they hate shorts.
Herr Jordan
Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
Fry-days.
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Because we're not all sandwiches
One is against the law and the other is sick bird.
Nothing, they're both dead stars.
