2+ Funny Hippy Chick Jokes

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

What do you call it when you spin a candy cane?

A tournament

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels?

A towel full of loads

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

I'm serious... help.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10?

They were trying to keep their German market.

What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)

What music is good to listen to while having a snack?

8 a bit music.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Why did the stoner cross the road?

Who else would follow a chicken

What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

Hippy Chick Jokes

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