2+ Funny Hippy Chick Jokes

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the best part about dating a homeless women?

You can drop her off anywhere.

What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?

It eggs-plodes!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What do you get when you have one pinion nut in one hand, and two pinion nuts in another?

A difference of a pinion!

What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

Throw a load of dirty laundry in.

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

What has 60 legs and 8 teeth?

The front row of a Country concert

Why did 6 and 8 dislike 7?

They thought 7 was pretty odd.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter?

The rogue one

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Hippy Chick Jokes

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