Hippy Chick Jokes

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Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What followed the dinosaur?

Its tail!

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?

Your spinning me a yarn here!

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

Why does 8 hate 7?

Because 7 8 9

What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake?

You can make a pet out of a snake!

What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke?

Dad jokes are punnier.

6 Month Jokes More 6 Month Jokes

What are you celebrating?

They say "We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"

Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months?

The box said 2-4 years!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

There goes my gyro