Hippy Chick Jokes

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why is women's soccer so rare?

It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

What does my girlfriend and Windows 8 have in common?

They are both 8........

What are 8 Hobbits?

One hobbyte.

Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

Why are spiders like tops?

They are always spinning!

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load!

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

6 Month Jokes More 6 Month Jokes

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?

Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months?

The box said 2-4 years!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why is DeadMau5 bad at math?

He drops the base when doing logs.

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.