What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake?

You can make a pet out of a snake!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

What's the difference between... deer nuts and beer nuts?

Beer nuts are over a dollar deer nuts are under a buck. (old but good)

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

Pet Jokes More Pet Jokes

What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

Headmaster Jokes More Headmaster Jokes

Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!

What do you call someone with a large head?

The headmaster.

Poisonous Snake Jokes More Poisonous Snake Jokes

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake?

You can make a pet out of a snake!

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!