What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake?

You can make a pet out of a snake!

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What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake?

You can make a pet out of a snake!

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Because there were too many rulers in school!

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What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake?

You can make a pet out of a snake!

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!