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What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake?

You can make a pet out of a snake!

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What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet?

A magnet only has two Poles.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

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What kind of snake is good at math?

An adder.

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

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Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?

It lives on ice!

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

Headmaster Jokes More Headmaster Jokes

Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal?

Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke

Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!

Poisonous Snake Jokes More Poisonous Snake Jokes

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake?

You can make a pet out of a snake!