What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake?

You can make a pet out of a snake!

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What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98?

3 years

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

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What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen?

A viper!

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Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

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M'ladybug

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What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!

Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!

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What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake?

You can make a pet out of a snake!