You can make a pet out of a snake!
You can get cereal without nuts.
The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"
Fang letters!
Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.
Schweinsteiger.
Carpet!
Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!
Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke
I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!
