What do you get when you put a car and a pet together?

Carpet!

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car?

Get in the car

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

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What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

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What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

What do you get when you put a car and a pet together?

Carpet!