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What do you get when you put a car and a pet together?

Carpet!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft?

The Carpet store

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

Pet Jokes More Pet Jokes

What do you get when you put a car and a pet together?

Carpet!

What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan