What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile?

A carpet.

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What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

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What is an autobiography?

The life story of an automobile.

What has 10 letters and starts with gas?

Automobile.