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What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

How do you fix a car in India?

Get Atul to do it.

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What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

What do you get when you put a car and a pet together?

Carpet!

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What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake?

You can make a pet out of a snake!