What do you get when you put a car and a pet together?

Carpet!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?

He wanted to see the floor show!

What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile?

A carpet.

Pet Jokes More Pet Jokes

Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.