What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile?

A carpet.

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What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

Automobile Jokes More Automobile Jokes

What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?

A very upset child.

What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile?

A carpet.