Why is Cam Newton's house so dirty?

He doesn't pick up after himself.

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Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

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What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.

What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure