How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl?

A girl has no name.

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time of day is the saddest?

The mourning.

What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why does snoop dog need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle....

What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record?

PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.