How long is the movie? - Curious Supply

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

Why don't Arab women need Insurance?

Because they are already covered.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why did black people pick so much cotton?

Because we told them to.

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!