How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

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How many of you know this funny man pakalu papito?

Its one of his joke.

Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

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Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

Why can't you run through a campground?

You need to RAN through a campground because it's past tents.

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What's the best way to pick up a woman?

Like a sixpack

What is Tony Romo's favorite lottery game?

Pick Six

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Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

Because they are set in the future.

What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*.