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How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

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How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

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What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

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Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

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Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

What do black birds pick?

CAAAAAAAH-tin...

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What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin