How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call it when a deer knows karate?

Tae-fawn-doe

What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why was the stadium so cool?

It was full of fans.

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret