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How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

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How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

How do you know you're not logged into reddit?

There are posts on the frontpage

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did one frog say.to the other?

Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

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What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague?

If you need me, I'll be in my Lab.

How many spoiled rich girls does it take......to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

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Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite

What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"