How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

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What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

How do you know whether or not a redditor is Australian?

They'll tell you.

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What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck!

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

Because they spend too much time with the x-position

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How amphetamine addiction is called?

Need for Speed.

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

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How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

Why is Cam Newton's house so dirty?

He doesn't pick up after himself.

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What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

They couldn't fit a deer into the car.