How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

Why's everyone so afraid of clowns?

Well.. You know what they say about big feet.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :)... oh, wait.

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How many psychologist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.

What time do kids need naps?

At whine o'clock.

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How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!