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Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.

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Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

Rated movies.

What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

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What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

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How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

Why didn't they just call "Ant-Man" Uncle?

Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show.

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube

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What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.

Why did they build a shrine to Karl Marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!