OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.
Parental Guidance.
NOT MOVIES
OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!
Too many persuasive esses.
He wrote sheet music.
He forgot his Loggins
Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide
It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.
Because he was a kami!
Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.