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Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.

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What made you leave it?

Well, the movie ended so

Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

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Who wrote "The Open Kimono"?

Seymour Hare.

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

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Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

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What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.