Because it was A Minor.
PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)
A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)
Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.
Everyone just needs 1 more line.
With fade out and to credits.
Credit to
Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.
Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one
Robin, get in the batmobile! (credits to)
Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)
Fast Food!!!...
One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg
With dill-dough. Credit goes to a J. Cain
Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)
Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.
Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.
Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.
They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.
Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to
Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)
He just nose. All credit to my BFF
It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.
A maize runner. Credit goes to my girlfriend.
The women's bathrooms in the engineering building. Credit to
The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.
Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy
Credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers).
They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube
He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.
Credit: Saw the comment in this 1:55
Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.
A spelling bee. Credit goes to a cheesestick wrapper!
Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix
A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro
Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
Little Seizures Edit: credit to Joe Biggs rambobiggs
Pregnant. (Credit goes to the trailer of Zootopia)
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
9 3/4 *Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.*
Johnny Cash.
Credit to Bo Burnham.
A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..
He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.
Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.
Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show.
Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.
Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani
Legendairy (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)
You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.
Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide
When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)
3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.
A Humblebee.
Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide
Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News)
Credit to Hampton Yount)
They demand credit for everything
A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)
A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.
Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.
They wanted to give credit where credit was due.
OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.
That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)
It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.
Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.
Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."
Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...
Because they might Pikachu!
Because he might Pikachu!
Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..
5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.
We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.
Because they have rubbers on their end.
Me, and only me!
We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.
Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one
Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.
You unplug it!
STOP RESISTING!!!
