What do Ted Cruz and a tenage girl's bedroom have in common?

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What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

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What did Ted Cruz's wife get after being elbowed by him?

A Ted Bruz

What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.