What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

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Why do bears have fur coats?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!

Where do bears store their military weapons?

In bearracks.

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What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach?

Vladimir Poopin

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What is a Mexican's favourite sport?

Cross-Country Running

What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

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Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz?

It saves so much time.

What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.