What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

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How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

What if he had been born in Madagascar?

He would have made a gas car

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What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

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What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.