What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

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How many bear arms could Bear Grylls bear to bear if Bear Grylls could bear to bear bear arms?

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By Sea-Section.

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

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Vladimir's Poo Tin

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What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

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What do Ted Cruz and a tenage girl's bedroom have in common?

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What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.