What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

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A 2nd born.

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What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

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Because they cantaloupe!

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What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs