What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

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How Do they say "F**k You" in Hollywood?

Trust Me...

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

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What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me!

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face?

Chicken Caesar salad.

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Why do hurricanes have women name?

Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.

Where did the witch get her furniture?

From the ideal gnome exhibition!