What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

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Why couldnt you trust Castros wife?

Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now

Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

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Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?

He was the skipper!

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in it's eye?

Chicken caesar salad.

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What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.