What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why didn't you answer your home phone?

Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.

Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

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What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.

What's the longest piece of furniture in the school?

The multiplication table.