What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

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Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

Why did no one trust the dermatologist?

He kept making rash decisions.

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Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

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Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture?

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.