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What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

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How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

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What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

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What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture