How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

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What's a life without units?

Unmeasurable.

What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

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Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

He heard there was lots of Kids there.

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

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How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots?

Flattered.

How do you describe people who tell "I see dead people" jokes?

They have a sixth sense of humor

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What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

What's it like being bipolar?

It has its ups and downs.

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What's it like being bipolar?

It has its ups and downs.

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

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What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones?

Diving

How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs