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How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

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What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

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How do you describe every gf in one word?

K

What "c word" describes my girlfriend and why I'm not getting any?

Carpaltunnel

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What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

How is the elevator business?

Oh, it has its up and downs...

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How did you prepare for today?

Red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

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What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones?

Diving

How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs