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How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

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Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

What did the depressed, illiterate pepperoni slice say when asked where he was with his life?

Well it pizza heck out of me.

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Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

What is the best thing to do with lots of Dutch cheeses?

Edam...

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How do you describe people who tell "I see dead people" jokes?

They have a sixth sense of humor

How do Freudians describe the human mind?

As a huge ENEMA, I mean huge enigma.....

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How is the elevator business?

Oh, it has its up and downs...

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

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How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

How did you prepare for today?

Red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

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What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones?

Diving

How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs