How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

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What is every blonde's ambition in life?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

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Why was the math book sad?

It had a lot of problems

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

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How's the elevator business?

It has it's ups and downs.

How is the elevator business?

Oh, it has its up and downs...

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How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

Why can't t-rexs do push ups?

Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.

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How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones?

Diving