How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

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What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

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What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?

You have a lot of appeal.

What do you call a lamington that weighs a lot?

A lamingTON!

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How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

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How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

What's it like being bipolar?

It has its ups and downs.

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How's the elevator business?

It has it's ups and downs.

How did you prepare for today?

Red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

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How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones?

Diving