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Why can't t-rexs do push ups?

Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.

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Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

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What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

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Why can't T-Rexs clap their hands?

Because they're all dead

Why can't t-rexs do push ups?

Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.