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Why can't t-rexs do push ups?

Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.

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How do you make a tuna roll?

Push it down a hill.

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

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What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

What's it like being bipolar?

It has its ups and downs.

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Why can't T-Rexs clap their hands?

Because they're all dead

Why can't t-rexs do push ups?

Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.