Why can't t-rexs do push ups?

Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.

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Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out?

Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**

How do you make an egg roll?

You push it

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How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

What's it like being bipolar?

It has its ups and downs.

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Why can't t-rexs do push ups?

Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.

Why can't T-Rexs clap their hands?

Because they're all dead