Why can't t-rexs do push ups?

Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.

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What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

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They pushed two twins together and made a king.

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How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

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It has it's ups and downs.

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Why can't T-Rexs clap their hands?

Because they're all dead

Why can't t-rexs do push ups?

Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.