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Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

Why are there 2 doors on a chicken coupe?

Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

King Jokes More King Jokes

Who's there! Bud! Bud who?

Budweiser the King of Beers!

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

Lanister Jokes More Lanister Jokes

How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

Big Bed Jokes More Big Bed Jokes

Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.