Lanister Jokes

Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

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How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

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Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

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How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

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Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

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How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

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What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

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Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!