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Lanister Jokes

Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

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How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

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How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What would Bart Simpson's first Steam game be?

D'oh-ta 2

What do you call 2 crackers arguing?

White noise.

Large Bed Jokes More Large Bed Jokes

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What do you call someone who pushes people down stairs?

A stairorist.

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

King Jokes More King Jokes

What do you get when you vaporize a king?

A noble gas.

How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Juan

Big Bed Jokes More Big Bed Jokes

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.