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How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

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Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

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What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.

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Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

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Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.