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How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

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What do you get when you vaporize a king?

A noble gas.

How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day

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Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.

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How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

Large Bed Jokes More Large Bed Jokes

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.