Twin Jokes

What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did the black intellectual name her twins?

Entendre and....Entendre!

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Where do twin lesbians party?

Klondike Bar

Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

What do you call Afghan triplets?

Twins! I am so sorry....

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

What do you call a pair of twins who live together?

Womb-mates

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

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When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

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What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity?

Batvirus (stolen joke xD)

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

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Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

Lannister Jokes More Lannister Jokes

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

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What's all this talk about Reddit's servers being down?

Guess I can't see what everyone else sees.

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

Twin Tower Jokes More Twin Tower Jokes

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

What was the last pizza the twin towers had?

A plane one.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's black and never works?

Decaf coffee.

Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

Tow Jokes More Tow Jokes

Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.