Nobody can judge you on your age difference.
They push two twins together to make a king.
They put two twins together to make a king.
Because they shared genes!
Pears.
Curt 'n Rod
Because two Eds are better than one.
Womb-mates
A pair of Re-bachs.
She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
They pushed two twins together and made a king.
GoT because they push twins together to make a king.
Because their drivers keep crashing.
So the one on the right could drive for a change.
The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.
You better not try to start anything.
One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)
A pillow
Because their heads are so far from their bodies!
Ryes over rum.
J-lo Cloths
Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?
A-spare-I-guess
It is italicized.
Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.
A funny bunny
