Twin Jokes

What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

$Your Age Is Only Math$

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What did the black intellectual name her twins?

Entendre and....Entendre!

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Where do twin lesbians party?

Klondike Bar

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

Why is King Joffrey like a mattress?

Two twins make a King.

What do you call Afghan triplets?

Twins! I am so sorry....

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

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Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

What is the height of honesty?

A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins

What do you call a pair of twins who live together?

Womb-mates

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

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What do you call a vehicle that has changed gender?

TRANSportation

England Jokes More England Jokes

How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

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Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

How do the Lanisters make large beds?

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?

Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Lean Tower Pisa Jokes More Lean Tower Pisa Jokes

What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?

Better reflexes.

Why does the Leaning Tower of Pisa lean?

It is italicized.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why are giraffes' necks so long?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies.

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age