What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

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Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

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What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?

Katabatic

What's the only type of music that the balloon dislikes?

Pop.

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Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

What do you call two pears?

A pair.

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What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.