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What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

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Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

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What type of car explodes?

A Talivan.

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

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Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

What are twins favorite fruits?

Pears

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What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

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Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod