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What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

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Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of wind is named after a young deer?

Foehn

What type of bonds deals with the bad guys?

James

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

Where do twin lesbians party?

Klondike Bar