What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

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How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

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What type of bonds deals with the bad guys?

James

What type of cheese is made backwards?

Edam

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

What do you call a pair of twins who live together?

Womb-mates

Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!