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What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

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What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

Motorcycles don't have trunks

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What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin?

Santa Ana

What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

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What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

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Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

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What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.