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Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night?

Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!

What do you get if you drink too much Gin?

A double Gin

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

Party Fowl Jokes More Party Fowl Jokes

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.