Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

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Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

How often do I drink Blue Moon?

Once in awhile.

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What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

What did the mallard yell in the drive-by shooting?

Duck!!!

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Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding?

Because it was Low key

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What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

Why are chickens never invited to the party?

They are always party fowls.