Because it would be a party fowl.
Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
He drank H20, too!
He heard the ref was blowing fouls!
A wise quack.
Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.
Because they always bring boos.
Party fowl.
