Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

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Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

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What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

What do you call a duck on a rampage?

Amok

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Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

What did they do at the Boston Tea Party?

I don't know I wasn't invited!

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Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.