Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

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Their Quadratic Formula!

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Duck.

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Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

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Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

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Party fowl.