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Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

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Why is almond milk called almond milk?

Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice.

What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night?

Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!

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Why don't ducks have teeth?

Too much quack.

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

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Why should you only invite gas molecules to your house when they have negligible intermolecular forces between them?

Because they're the ideal gas.

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

Women!

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What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.