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Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

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Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

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Why don't ducks have teeth?

Too much quack.

Why are ducks always sad?

Because of their bills

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

Party Fowl Jokes More Party Fowl Jokes

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.