Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

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What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

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An aquaholic...

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down!

What does the ducks in Cern say?

Quark Quark

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Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

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Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.