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Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

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Because proper tea is theft.

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I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

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Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.