Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

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They want to finish before it's cool.

Why can't redheads get drunk?

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Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

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Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.