Mr. Pibb Jokes

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

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Rehab Jokes More Rehab Jokes

Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

What do you call a short psychic who's escaped from rehab?

A small medium at large.

Pibb Jokes More Pibb Jokes

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

Dr. Pepper Jokes More Dr. Pepper Jokes

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

What does a mathematician deal with when finished their work?

The aftermath

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call a 16th-century seer who drinks straight out of the can?

No-straw-damus! (please be gentle on me as you berate me.)

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl.