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Mr. Pibb Jokes

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

What do you call a drug-addicted vampire?

Crackula

What do you call a drug-addicted canine?

A meth lab!

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

Rehab Jokes More Rehab Jokes

Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

Why did the dung beetle go to rehab?

He was rolling balls.

Dr. Pepper Jokes More Dr. Pepper Jokes

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!