Mr. Pibb Jokes

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

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Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid?

To get to the other side.

Where do you get a drink on Excel?

Formula bar

Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

Who is the favorite author of someone addicted to ecstasy?

Steven King. JK Rowling.

What do you call a drug-addicted vampire?

Crackula

Rehab Jokes More Rehab Jokes

Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

Why did the broken straw go to rehab?

It had a serious drinking problem.

Dr. Pepper Jokes More Dr. Pepper Jokes

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda