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Rehab Jokes

Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

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What do you call someone who failed rehab?

Back on crack

What do you call a short psychic who's escaped from rehab?

A small medium at large.

Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.

Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Why did the dung beetle go to rehab?

He was rolling balls.

Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on Easter eggs.

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Why did the broken straw go to rehab?

It had a serious drinking problem.

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Pibb Jokes More Pibb Jokes

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

Drinking Problem Jokes More Drinking Problem Jokes

Why did the broken straw go to rehab?

It had a serious drinking problem.

Where did the Fonz go for his drinking problem?

A-AAAAAAYYYYYYYY

Small Medium Jokes More Small Medium Jokes

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

What do you call a psychic midget that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

Phonic Jokes More Phonic Jokes

Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.

How do you catch a dyslexic fish?

Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!

Dr. Pepper Jokes More Dr. Pepper Jokes

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

Where do Peek-a-boo patients go?

The ICU.

What's a young birds favourite game?

BEAK A BOO!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What does the ducks in Cern say?

Quark Quark

How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.