Rehab Jokes

Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

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What do you call a short psychic who's escaped from rehab?

A small medium at large.

Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.

Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.

Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

Why did the broken straw go to rehab?

It had a serious drinking problem.

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What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops?

Am I free to ghost

What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

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What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

Noodle Jokes More Noodle Jokes

Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.

Why did the noodle take a bow after the recital?

He was the vermicellist

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with Pentagon?

3edgy5me

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

Quack Head Jokes More Quack Head Jokes

What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night?

Your grandma's Jaws