They don't like getting sand in their crack.
I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....
Hyrule.
The Crystal Methodists
A rockin' roller.
Steven King. JK Rowling.
Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.
Because he was in Da-Nile
Because he was addicted to Coke.
We abuse
It's morphine time!
Crackula
A meth lab!
They both have PAWS
A quackhead.
Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.
They can't resist.
Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.
URINE TROUBLE!
All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!
A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.
Really bad.
Smells like teen spirit.
A.When we see your face we both crack up!
She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.
With its punchline
A two liner.
Because they might peel!
Because secant tan
Steal a chicken
Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother
Addiction
I don't have an alcohol collection.
Your addicted.
Asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'
He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.
He was always drinking on the job
