Addict Jokes

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

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What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

What do you call a drug-addicted duck?

A quackhead.

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What's a man in a hurry like to drink?

Man-go juice!

What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's invisible and smells like carrots?

Bunny farts

What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

Cocaine Addict Jokes More Cocaine Addict Jokes

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What music do they play in a Mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What does a British man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?

Han So-High

What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

Ya Jokes More Ya Jokes

What's the Pirates favorite letter?

Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.

Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader?

They gave him his money back.

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!