They don't like getting sand in their crack.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....
Hyrule.
The Crystal Methodists
A rockin' roller.
Because they'll crack up anyways
Steven King. JK Rowling.
Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.
Only one more sleep until Christmas!
Because he was in Da-Nile
Because he was addicted to Coke.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
We abuse
It's morphine time!
Crackula
A meth lab!
They both have PAWS
A quackhead.
Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.
They can't resist.
Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.
URINE TROUBLE!
All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!
A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.
It's 8:00 somewhere!
So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.
It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning.
Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it
Baked beans
Nofilter
An Instagram.
They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!
Me: "You're fired".
Snort stories
One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.
A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every Christmas tree salesperson does the trees
A pillow
See ya next month.
Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
