Addict Jokes

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

What do you call a drug-addicted duck?

A quackhead.

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

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Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

What is a caffeine addict's excuse for drinking coffee in the evening?

It's 8:00 somewhere!

Ted Jokes More Ted Jokes

What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the Bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why is the sand at the beach Wet?

Because the sea weed.

Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

How was your day?

And he goes: " rrrrRough "

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?

Koala vomit

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

Instagram Jokes More Instagram Jokes

What would you like to Instagram?

How waiters should greet people

How much does a hipster weigh?

An Instagram.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How do you make a motherboard?

I asked him. He said, "Tell her about my job."

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.