They don't like getting sand in their crack.
I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....
A rockin' roller.
Because he was in Da-Nile
Because he was addicted to Coke.
We abuse
It's morphine time!
A meth lab!
They both have PAWS
A quackhead.
Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.
They can't resist.
URINE TROUBLE!
A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.
Your addicted.
He was lack toes and toddler ant
The Allahu Ak-Bar.
He over 'd
Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.
He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.
You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.
She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.
The roof is on fire.
A torn ACL
Malaysia Airlines only has been shot down once.
Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem
Post-upload skepticism
Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!
You got a friend in me.
