They don't like getting sand in their crack.
I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....
Hyrule.
The Crystal Methodists
A rockin' roller.
Steven King. JK Rowling.
Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.
Because he was in Da-Nile
Because he was addicted to Coke.
We abuse
It's morphine time!
Crackula
A meth lab!
They both have PAWS
A quackhead.
Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.
They can't resist.
Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.
URINE TROUBLE!
All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!
A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.
Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."
He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.
A two liner.
With its punchline
He who smelt it, dealt it.
White paint
Molly Poppins.
The rear-view mirrors
He was way to high, man.
BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.
I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."
Your addicted.
An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"
The Royal Wii.
Because they heard it was radical!
Because he would only do the minimum?
