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What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

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What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What do you call a stolen Tesla Car?

Edison.

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What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd

What do you call a drug addict that's allergic to heroin?

Cracktose Intolerant

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Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

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What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."