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What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

How do you catch a click?

Clickbait

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did the Asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen?

Activates its shelf destruct sequence.

Heroin Jokes More Heroin Jokes

What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

Ted Jokes More Ted Jokes

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

Why are you crying Ted?

Asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

Dealer Jokes More Dealer Jokes

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."