What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

Previous Random Joke Next

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

Heroin Jokes More Heroin Jokes

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.

Ted Jokes More Ted Jokes

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

Dealer Jokes More Dealer Jokes

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.