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Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

Arggg! thar she blows

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky

Birthday Party Jokes More Birthday Party Jokes

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

Where would you find the emo kid at his birthday party?

Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom

Doubloon Jokes More Doubloon Jokes

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.