Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

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Where does a pirate go on vacation?

Arrrrrland.

Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

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Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.

What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party?

Cake Moss and Naomi Candles

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Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

Why did the French chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

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Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

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Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.