Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

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What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS!

How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

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Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner?

They only wear Trunks.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi

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When did this happen?

A) I don't know he also stole my watch.

What does a witch do if her broom is stolen?

She calls the flying squad!

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Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

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Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.