Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

What do you call a black, seafaring plunderer?

Pirate. Unless you're a clever racist, then you might've said "nigarrr".

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

Birthday Party Jokes More Birthday Party Jokes

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

Doubloon Jokes More Doubloon Jokes

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.