Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

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How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

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Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.

Why should you only invite gas molecules to your house when they have negligible intermolecular forces between them?

Because they're the ideal gas.

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What is that white thing in my pork&ampbeans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren &amp Stimpy

When did this happen?

A) I don't know he also stole my watch.

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Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

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Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.