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Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a group of invading pirates?

An **Arrr**my

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner?

They only wear Trunks.

Why are Alabama weddings so small?

They've only gotta invite one family

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

Birthday Party Jokes More Birthday Party Jokes

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party?

Cake Moss and Naomi Candles

Doubloon Jokes More Doubloon Jokes

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.