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Why do cows poop carrots?

BECAUSE THEY'RE CARROT COWS!!!

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure!

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here