Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef
Pasture bedtime.
You don't, because cows don't have phones.
Decalfeinated
You get milk.
Because they lactose.
Rare.
Tri-tip.
HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!
Udder destruction!
They go to the moovies
A Moo - nwalker
Udderly useless.
Because there horns don't work
Pregnant
You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.
A cow with a cold.
Excellent service.
They wanted to go to the mooo....vies
You can't milk a cow for 15 years.
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
Couches
A BoVine
Because it was a mooooooslim.
A milkshake
Keep it in the cow.
Brovines.
A milkshake.
The Moo York Times
The steaks are high
Cow-caine
A cow-culator. haha haha ha... ok, I'll leave.
They cowmmute.
Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!
Si-MOO-taniously
Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.
Legendairy From my young daughter
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
Because the cow has the udder
To the moooovie night.
As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.
Tell a cow they're being watched.
Mooove
Decalfinated
Because it's a high steaks game
I chews you
I'm udderly freezing!
You stop milking a cow after 150 years.
They have a lot of moo/neigh.
Your mother!
Lean Beef.
This is a bomb in a bull.
The steaks would just be too high.
Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)
A cannibull
You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.
A pat on the head.
It was an udder catastrophe.
A bull-ette.
Miav.
A Mubarack
Oh my god. I'm Friesian!
The cow jumped over the moon.
With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)
Burgertory
Decaffeinated.
Time to try the udder one.
A milk dud.
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
Because she was out standing in her field.
He didn't play well with udders.
A bunch of moooovers.
The mooovies. pls tell to friends.
You can't milk a cow for 14 years.
An eMoo.
A cow with no lips.
Dam... I got to get in shape!
A mootation
Sir Loin.
A moo-suem.
You stop milking a cow after 10 years.
Moorse code.
Milk sheikh
Ground beef
Utter udder shudder.
Utter despair.
Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!
An udder disaster.
The Steaks are high.
They're able to stomach a lot.
Because they weren't getting a square meal.
A bull smiles when you milk it.
Because he was out standing in his field.
Marry it
The cow didn't make it.
Decalfinated.
Beef Stroganoff
Snowed-in
Micromanagement!
Three pirates
Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
3 Guys
Parents.
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A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every Christmas tree salesperson does the trees
There was some money in the kitty!
He tips well.
I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.
It was low hanging fruit.
About a day.
