Pasture bedtime.
You don't, because cows don't have phones.
Decalfeinated
Because they lactose.
Rare.
Tri-tip.
Udder destruction!
They go to the moovies
A Moo - nwalker
Udderly useless.
Because there horns don't work
Pregnant
You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.
A cow with a cold.
Excellent service.
They wanted to go to the mooo....vies
You can't milk a cow for 15 years.
Couches
A BoVine
A milkshake
Keep it in the cow.
Brovines.
A milkshake.
The Moo York Times
A cow-culator.
They cowmmute.
Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!
Si-MOO-taniously
Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.
Legendairy From my young daughter
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
Because the cow has the udder
To the moooovie night.
Tell a cow they're being watched.
Mooove
Decalfinated
Because it's a high steaks game
I chews you
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
I'm udderly freezing!
They have a lot of moo/neigh.
Lean Beef.
This is a bomb in a bull.
Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)
A cannibull
A pat on the head.
It was an udder catastrophe.
A bull-ette.
A Mubarack
Oh my god. I'm Friesian!
The cow jumped over the moon.
With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)
Decaffeinated.
Time to try the udder one.
A milk dud.
Because she was out standing in her field.
He didn't play well with udders.
A bunch of moooovers.
The mooovies. pls tell to friends.
You can't milk a cow for 14 years.
An eMoo.
A cow with no lips.
Dam... I got to get in shape!
A mootation
Sir Loin.
A moo-suem.
You stop milking a cow after 10 years.
Moorse code.
Milk sheikh
Ground beef
Utter udder shudder.
Utter despair.
Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!
An udder disaster.
They're able to stomach a lot.
Because they weren't getting a square meal.
Because he was out standing in his field.
The cow didn't make it.
Decalfinated.
Beef Stroganoff
A bull.
An udder failure.
I herd.
Geronimoo!
Moo-tilated.
A vaccation
You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike
You stop milking the cow after ten years.
De-calfinated!
Moosouri!
Cold cream!
To keep each udder dry.
The farmers milk them dry.
To hold the cow together.
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!
Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!
They both had a little Downey inside of them.
She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.
DODGE!!!
Because he is dead
2 Na
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
See ya next month.
Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!!
It's your dad.
Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps
Because it was... imbalanced.
Because they're two-tired.
Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.
About 3 pounds.......not counting the urn!
Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.
Lean beef.
