Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef
Pasture bedtime.
You don't, because cows don't have phones.
Decalfeinated
Because they lactose.
Rare.
Tri-tip.
HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!
Udder destruction!
They go to the moovies
A Moo - nwalker
Udderly useless.
Because there horns don't work
Pregnant
You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.
A cow with a cold.
Excellent service.
They wanted to go to the mooo....vies
You can't milk a cow for 15 years.
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
Couches
A BoVine
A milkshake
Keep it in the cow.
Brovines.
A milkshake.
The Moo York Times
A cow-culator.
They cowmmute.
Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!
Si-MOO-taniously
Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.
Legendairy From my young daughter
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
Because the cow has the udder
To the moooovie night.
Tell a cow they're being watched.
Mooove
Decalfinated
Because it's a high steaks game
I chews you
I'm udderly freezing!
You stop milking a cow after 150 years.
They have a lot of moo/neigh.
Lean Beef.
This is a bomb in a bull.
The steaks would just be too high.
Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)
A cannibull
You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.
A pat on the head.
It was an udder catastrophe.
A bull-ette.
A Mubarack
Oh my god. I'm Friesian!
The cow jumped over the moon.
With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)
Burgertory
Decaffeinated.
Time to try the udder one.
A milk dud.
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
Because she was out standing in her field.
He didn't play well with udders.
A bunch of moooovers.
The mooovies. pls tell to friends.
You can't milk a cow for 14 years.
An eMoo.
A cow with no lips.
Dam... I got to get in shape!
A mootation
Sir Loin.
A moo-suem.
You stop milking a cow after 10 years.
Moorse code.
Milk sheikh
Ground beef
Utter udder shudder.
Utter despair.
Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!
An udder disaster.
They're able to stomach a lot.
Because they weren't getting a square meal.
A bull smiles when you milk it.
Because he was out standing in his field.
Marry it
The cow didn't make it.
Decalfinated.
Beef Stroganoff
A bull.
An udder failure.
I herd.
Geronimoo!
Moo-tilated.
A vaccation
You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike
You stop milking the cow after ten years.
Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.
I don't know, I've never tri
Because the cow has the utter.
Triangull
She said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
They'd be terrified
Three pirates
The cow has the udder.
Her blinker was on.
Christian bail.
I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)
Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!
A "booquet" of flower.
I love you, boo!!
