What do you call it when a cow goes on holiday?

A vaccation

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What do you get from pampering your cow?

Spoiled milk.

How does a cow do math?

With a cowculator!

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Why did the man with acute bronchitis go on holiday?

Because he had a wee cough

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...