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Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What stories are told by basketball players?

Tall stories!

What is the tallest building in the world?

The library, it’s got the most stories!

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

Why was the feminist happy when the newspaper got it wrong?

Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted

How the fight started Wife: Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me: How about a newspaper. Wife: OK, which one Me: Today's.