Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

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What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)

Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

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Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

What's a one way streets favorite band?

One Direction

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Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

What stories are told by basketball players?

Tall stories!

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What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

What's black white and read all over?

A newspaper.