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Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

What are stories about oranges?

Pulp Fiction

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

What's black and white and read all over?

The newspaper.

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.