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Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

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Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event?

Cross country

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

Who's there! Aladdin! Aladdin who?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you!

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

How does Dr. Dre like to be told a story?

Chronic-logically.

What do you call it when a story has a recurring train theme?

A Loco Motif

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

Which is the most dangerous page of the newspaper?

C4.

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.