Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What street in France do reindeer live on?

Rue Dolph

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

What's the tallest building in the world?

A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

Which is the most dangerous page of the newspaper?

C4.

What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times