Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?

A slippery customer.

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

What's your street name?

Me: FUNK MASTER FERG bia bia! Best Buy: No, the name of your street.

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure