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Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost?

Bamboo

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times