Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

A carrot!

What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story?

A cotton tale!

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

What's black white and read all over?

A newspaper.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.