What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

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B Jokes More B Jokes

Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

What do you call bears without ears?

B.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter?

Amanda Lynn

What did Michael Jackson almost name his daughter?

Nata-LEE-HEE!

Viola Jokes More Viola Jokes

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.