What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

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B Jokes More B Jokes

What's the coolest answer to a multi-choice question?

B)

Why are A's like flowers?

Because B's go after them!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance?

A cricket ball!

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did the weeaboo Southerner name his daughter?

Anna May

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

To get food for her babies!

Viola Jokes More Viola Jokes

How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.