What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

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What's a bear without an ear?

A b

What did A say to B about: and D?

They seem happy when they are together -

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What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Hush puppies!

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did Adele cross the street?

To say hello.... From the other side.

Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

Viola Jokes More Viola Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.