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What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

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B Jokes More B Jokes

What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?

Winnie the Pooh!

Why did the black child cross the road?

To get to the other side

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why do I support extreme racist political parties?

Because their aims are white up my street

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

Why was Mr. Behaving sad?

His daughter was always Ms. Behaving.

Viola Jokes More Viola Jokes

What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.