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What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

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B Jokes More B Jokes

Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

What is puberty?

B- Do you bleed BD -... B - You Will

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

Why did the console peasant cross the street?

To render the building on the other side!

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

Viola Jokes More Viola Jokes

How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

What do you call a person who plays the viola?

A violator.