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Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

Slowing down his car....... shoutout to for this one.

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What was more important than the invention of the first telephone?

The second telephone.

Where is your mother from?

The second Eskimo says "Alaska."

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.

Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park