Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes.

What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What was Dr Frankenstein's second job?

He was a body-builder

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked?

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked No shirt, no shoes, no service.

What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

Why do old people read the Bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.