Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend?

Dino what you're thinking.

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you call the first migrant off the boat?

Amhere What do you call the second migrant off the boat Amhere Azwel What do you call the third migrant off the boat Amhere Azwell Azhim

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What's the difference between work and your daughter?

I'm not coming into work this morning!

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man

Why does the German dad scare all the other kids?

Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.