Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

What did the weeaboo Southerner name his daughter?

Anna May

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

How does Snoop Dogg keep his shirts so white?

BLE-YATCH!

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

Why are there so many old people in Church?

They're cramming for the final.

What kid of music do old people listen to?

Hip-Pop