Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.
BLE-YATCH!
It's not my fault I'm blind.
What's up, britches.
Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.
Because they all had a tare.
His shirts get all winkly.
Your so fly man
Because she's a medium
Collar ID
Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"
When it's attire.
Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.
No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.
Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked No shirt, no shoes, no service.
If you're a surfer and you're getting head.
Stop talking in secret code.
Strait out of cotton
Cloathed*
An ampu-tee.
It wouldn't fit on their shirt.
We don't miss Harambe.
A duck
Manager: Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.
A sweet Dill.
Because he was shellfish.
Broom-mates.
They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.
Me: I love you.
Because I ran
To give their kids a wide birth.
A petticoat!
Tide
In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.
Napoleon Blownaparte
To stop it from falling out.
Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.
