Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.
BLE-YATCH!
It's not my fault I'm blind.
What's up, britches.
Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.
Because they all had a tare
His shirts get all winkly.
Your so fly man
Because she's a medium
Collar ID
Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"
When it's attire.
Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.
No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.
Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked No shirt, no shoes, no service.
Attire.
If you're a surfer and you're getting head.
Stop talking in secret code.
Strait out of cotton
Cloathed*
An ampu-tee.
It wouldn't fit on their shirt.
Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.
Hide and squeak!
They both ask for change and never get any.
Very fun until it goes Russian.
Alive. He would be alive.
Because God bless America
Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!
Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!
Canadians became *penniless*
He became Sir Loin
In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.
The kernal!
HEAVEN!!
He came and went at the same time.
ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!
Your pants are on backwards
