Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.
BLE-YATCH!
It's not my fault I'm blind.
What's up, britches.
Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.
Because they all had a tare.
His shirts get all winkly.
Your so fly man
Because she's a medium
Collar ID
Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"
When it's attire.
Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.
No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.
Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked No shirt, no shoes, no service.
If you're a surfer and you're getting head.
Stop talking in secret code.
Strait out of cotton
Cloathed*
An ampu-tee.
It wouldn't fit on their shirt.
How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men
He was in de-Nile.
A statistician.
Hope you fell better tomorrow.
Because their performance is lack-cluster.
A crowbar.
Because you have to change them.
So he could save his stool.
Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.
Ginger-bred
Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.
The ICU (I-see-you!)
Stop being so elfish, Karen!
He was a little shellfish.
The ferrous wheel
Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.
