Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.
BLE-YATCH!
It's not my fault I'm blind.
What's up, britches.
Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.
Because they all had a tare
His shirts get all winkly.
Your so fly man
Because she's a medium
Collar ID
Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"
When it's attire.
Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.
No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.
Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked No shirt, no shoes, no service.
If you're a surfer and you're getting head.
Stop talking in secret code.
Strait out of cotton
Cloathed*
An ampu-tee.
It wouldn't fit on their shirt.
"Today children we will learn our ABC's"
Purrgutory.
They always somehow just Klingon to it.
To boldly split infinitives!
Because they all wear red shirts
Because red shirts die easily.
You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!
To buy some quack croakaine!
Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car
Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.
You seamstressed.
Wow, you seamstressed out. (I'm so sorry)
A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.
A tea-shirt.
Hide it in an accordion case.
For-Mal-To-Hide.
