A crowbar.
The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.
Robbin Hood
Because someone threw a fridge at him.
A noughty one.
With a crowbar.
I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.
Operation Yewtree.
He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"
Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.
