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What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What's the most trifling thing about divorce when you have kids?

Child custardy

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

Seperate Jokes More Seperate Jokes

How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.