What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

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How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

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Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

A little otter

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Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!

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What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.