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What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

What did the man say when he saw a dancing soup container?

That can can can-can!

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

Why can't animals ever have an Olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What do numbers look like when they get divorced?

96

Why did that animal's wife get a divorce?

Because he was a cheetah.

Seperate Jokes More Seperate Jokes

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.