What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

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What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

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How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens?

With a crowbar.

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What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :)... oh, wait.

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What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

What's the major cause of divorce?

Once is not enough.

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How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!