What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

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What do you call a bakery staffed entirely by men?

A pastryarchy.

Why do feminist hate the bible?

Because it ends with A-men

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What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

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What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.

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How do Muslims seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!