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What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak

Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's pink and sits on a piano chair?

Elton's John

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up