What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

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What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

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Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

What did the fire say the morning of his birthday?

I'm stoked!

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Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

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What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.

Who's there! Becka! Becka who?

Becka the bus is the best place to sit!

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up

What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked