What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you get with a woman majoring in woman's studies?

I don't know but she'll never make as much as a man AND SHE KNOWS IT!

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

How do you get a fire started?

You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

Why did the mirror have holes in it?

A moron kept trying to shoot himself.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why are European cars the lightest?

Because there's no Americans sitting in them.

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.