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What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

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What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink

Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played?

It was in A-minor

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What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

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How do you make holes in a fire?

With a fire drill.

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

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What do you call 5 cats sitting on top of each other?

A caterpillar

Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

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What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent)?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten...

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.