Fire in the hole!
Men always like intellectual company
He was Snowden.
Because she refused to make a sandwich
She threw out all the W's.
A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.
A polo bear!
A Snowman.
I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out
Because there's no rest for the wicked.
Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
