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What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

I'm at wick's end.

What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!