What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

Why are men like blenders?

You need one but you're not quite sure why.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call sandpaper on fire?

Bernie Sanders

Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

What do you call 5 cats sitting on top of each other?

A caterpillar

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

I'm at wick's end.

What did the socialist use before candles?

Electricity.