What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

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Why do console gamers use their in game names in real life?

They haven't got anti-aliasing.

Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

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What do you call a dwarf that was on fire?

A lil smokey

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

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What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.