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Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

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Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light?

It's sterile and he likes the taste.

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Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

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How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.

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What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

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What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..