Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

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What has long ears hops and likes websurfing?

The e-aster bunny.

What do you call a snake that likes history?

A HISSStorian.

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What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

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How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

What do you call a group of scientologist almonds?

Nuts.

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What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..