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Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

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Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

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How many words can you type a minute?

ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean ME: Well, like for example, pickle

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

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Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a walnut?

I've never had a walnut on my face.

What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne