What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

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What do you call someone with March Madness who doesn't even like basketball?

A hypochondriac

Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

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Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers(iknow its old but its nice)

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What's it like to work in customer service/retail?

Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.

Lacist Jokes More Lacist Jokes

What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.