What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

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Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

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What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked?

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked No shirt, no shoes, no service.

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What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

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A taxi driver

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Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.