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What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

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What do particle physicists like to drink?

Pina colliders.

Why do the Marines call it Parris island?

Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.

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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

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White Vans

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Which format are the images you send?

Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."

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So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

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What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.