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What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

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Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

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Sneakers

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You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

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Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

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A-hem!

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Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.