What's the worst they could say? No?

I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.

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Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

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Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls