What's the worst they could say? No?

I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.

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Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

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Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...