What's the worst they could say? No?

I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.

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What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

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Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Sorry if you've heard this) Christopher Walken