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Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

Where all my mustang drivers at?????

Last I heard, they're all headed to Portland

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.