Why did a man bring a ladder to the party?

He heard the drinks were on the house.....

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What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

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What's the worst they could say? No?

I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.

What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?