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Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

What did the Scotsman say when he went for another drink?

Hey, where'd my Glascow

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do you call a bar in Star Wars?

A space bar.

Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.

How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What do a squirrel and a piano have in common?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong