Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a roof!

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What do a squirrel and a piano have in common?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.