How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Say the drinks are on the house

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Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

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Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house?

When the door is open!

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What do you call a mermaid on a roof?

Aerial

How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.