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How do you do it?

Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."

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How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar?

Weight for it...

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What is the life motto of a Frenchman?

No gain no pain.

What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.