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How do you do it?

Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."

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Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

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Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.