How do you do it?

Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."

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Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

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What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.

How do you do it?

Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."