How do you do it?

Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."

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Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

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What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.