How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

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Why did the twitter army lose all their battles?

Because they kept retweeting.

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

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How does The Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

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How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

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How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

It weighed too much for its scales!

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What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.