How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Why do mimes always lose arguments?

They don't have a say in anything!

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

Exorcise Jokes More Exorcise Jokes

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

Why did the Sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

Possess Jokes More Possess Jokes

What do you call a possessed chicken?

Poultrygeist.

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it