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How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar?

Weight for it...

Exorcise Jokes More Exorcise Jokes

How do Catholic Church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

Why did the gray whale go on a diet?

Because he wasn't a Fin whale!

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Possess Jokes More Possess Jokes

Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.