How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

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Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

What's the worst part about season 1 of Lost?

The episode.

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How do you do it?

Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."

What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

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What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

How do Catholic Church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.

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Why did the Sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

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What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

What do you call a possessed chicken?

Poultrygeist.